Poetry Bus Is All About Revenge

Dumb And Dumber


 There once lived a lady quite jobless

Accepted an offer, felt so blessed

A title, desk, business cards too

Livin' the good life .. she pulled off a coup

Didn't take long for the lady to learn

Co-workers were chatty .. rumor mill churned

Seems the owners marched to the beat of their drummer

Known near and far as the Dumb and the Dumber

No chance for that lady

Utterly naive and so trusting

In time she would learn

They were truly disgusting

No work ethic to mention

Lazy, pompous and pretentious

Their workplace was toxic

They were really obnoxious

But she needed the income

First rule of thumb

Never leave a job without having another

Best advice tendered by her very bright mother

Look for another while taking their money

A brilliantly simple solution

 Dumb and Mr. Dumber slogged through each day

In a perpetual state of fog-brained slow motion

Then came a day when they pulled her aside

Escorted her into their smarmy man-space

Began their short speech with expressions so phony 

Recited these words to her crestfallen face

"You are like a big blob of soft gooey jell-o

No ball of fire and woefully mellow

If we tossed you against that wall where you stand

It's any body's guess just where you might land"

It didn't take long to land on her feet

A bit worse for the wear but with psyche intact

She sucked up her pride forgave her own blunder

Learned in due time Dumb and Dumber went

UNDER!!!!