Friday, August 15, 2014

HEY YOU! Get Outta My Space


Fahrvergnügen all the way baby




don't let that sweet smile
her white hair fool you

she's perfected the art
of looking refined
24 carats .. the real deal

watch as she swooshes
into that packed lot
Fahrvergnügen all the way baby

no way in hell is she
gonna surrender that prime space

admit it .. you've always wanted
to witness a maneuver like this
one-upping the competition

she's betting Virgos are a rare breed tonight
breathes a deep sigh and 
pulls right into that "Virgo" slot

{wouldn't you like to be a Virgo too?}






29 comments:

  1. Ha! I know both Virgos and Leos and neither is truly the retiring type! Thanks, Helen. k.

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  2. Ha.. Battling for parking spaces has never been my style.. But I think I have seen this kind.

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  3. I wish you could see the smirk on my face. I'm an Aries, and you know how full of ourselves we can be... and often are *cough*. But right now, I'm tipping my witchy hat to the hilarious power of a Virgo driving. ;-D

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  4. Haha! I love this, Helen. My husband and younger daughter are both Virgos, so I know the score.

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  5. lemme guess....you were born between August 23 and September 22nd!!!
    This was a fun read! Cheers!

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  6. Fun. My poem is also about a disrespectful parked car. But yours has an attractive kind of pizzazz that makes me laugh.

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  7. Ha..ha.. smiling back at you Helen ~ What a comeback fro Corey's challenge ~

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  8. This made me smile....Virgo Is Preferred, cackle.......love it. I, on the other hand, am the one in the rusted dented wreck, hesitating just that few seconds too long to get the spot. I am resigned to it. Virgos Do It Better, hee hee! This was fun!

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  9. LOL!!!!! I can picture that Virgo raking her hand in the air and letting out a little meow after parking that car....this rally made my day Helen. Thanks for playing,

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  10. I didn't know that we virgos were that . . . well, whatever.

    Blessings and Bear hugs!

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  11. You know I wouldn't mind judging on this twenty four carat piece

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  12. a hoot, Helen :) ~

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  13. My mother explained the fact that we didn't get along as well as we might by pointing out that she was a Virgo and me a Pisces.

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  14. This is so funny. I can just imagine it! Thanks so much for stopping by to see me, Helen.

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  15. Well I am a Scorpio and you know how shy and retiring they are. I never battle for space. I just drive a bit more until I find the better space! The one marked: If you aren't a Scorpio, don't bother.

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  16. This is a nice one, Helen. What do they say, "the old Nag knows her way to the barn?" I wrote on Mox Nicht in September, https://jimmiehov6.blogspot.com/search?q=mox. For sure I don't want to be a Virgo, it would require surgery, I'm a Scorpio but I don't pay attention nor blame. What it will be will be, Mox Nicht.
    ..

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  17. Ha! What an amusing piece! I like this maneuver of the Virgo; it is such a treat.
    -HA

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  18. Loved; I have a Virgo around here also.

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  19. I have had a busy day, but you just made my day here Helen. Such a wonderful read. Cannot read this one without a smile appearing on your face. Love it!

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  20. Better to admire than feel annoyed ... I guess.

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  21. Well, I'm a Virgo, but don't relish fighting for parking spaces.
    But bring a Bear,
    1. I don't need parking spaces very often, and
    2. If I just stand up, people will usually give me enough space that I can park where I need to be.
    When it comes to parking, don't you wish you were a Bear, too?

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    1. My dream, to be a female version of Rob Bear! And rule the parking lots!

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  22. I am not a Virgo sun but a Virgo moon, and surrounded by Virgo family members. I have come to appreciate their candour, and loving insistence on doing the right thing.

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  23. This made me think of the movie Fried Green Tomatoes. :D I don't think I know too many Virgos though.

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  24. Oh my dear wooney friend! Thanks for dreaming along with me. I feel very flattered by your dream; that will keep my spirits high for a month at least!
    Blessings and Bear hugs!

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