*** ZOMB-AID ***
~~ BECAUSE EVEN THE UNDEAD DESERVE TO HEAL IN STYLE ~~
ARE YOU TIRED OF LOSING
YOUR HEAD BANDAGES
DOES YOUR UNDEAD LIFESTYLE
LEAVE WOUNDS OPEN
YOUR BRAIN EXPOSED
FEAR NO MORE FELLOW ZOMBIES
INTRODUCING ZOMB-AID
LIKE A HELMET - BUT SQUISHIER, MORE ABSORBENT
THE FIRST EVER HEAD BANDAGE
DESIGNED BY A ZOMBIE
FOR A ZOMBIE
HUSTLE ON OVER TO YOUR NEAREST
ZOMB-AID RETAILER
CHOOSE FROM A VARIETY
OF VIVID COLORS MADE FROM
100% RECYCLED SURVIVORS' CLOTHING
REMEMBER YOU ARE NOT
JUST COVERING A WOUND
YOU ARE MAKING A STATEMENT!!!
Oh Helen! What a hoot! I am laughing way tool hard @ this. :-D
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! I needed this, Helen. You're hilarious!
ReplyDeleteNow you're talking, Helen! The zombie-world has been waiting for this moment. That is one fashionably frightening lady zombie pictured, btw. 😂
ReplyDeleteGod, I love this. I need Zomb-aid as I walk through the Walking Dead
ReplyDeleteLOL...zombies we all are!
ReplyDelete100% recycled, of course!!!! :) :)
ReplyDeleteLove it like mad. And the photo – oh, that photo! (You must be a wizard with Photoshop, or something.)
ReplyDeleteWE all need a head bandage - it helps with life. Well done.
ReplyDeleteI think I just found my next Halloween costume!
ReplyDeleteAhahaha! Great!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha ...this is really funny...but I also see layers of meanings in it. Superb Helen
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha! This is precious. I love that even in undeath, a good soul remembers to recycle.
ReplyDeleteThis gave me the belly laugh I needed today. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteThis is absolutely brilliant Helen! I LOVE it!!!
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