Chapter One!

 

'Dumb' And 'Dumber'

 there once lived a lady quite jobless

accepted an offer, she felt blessed

a title, a desk, business cards too

livin' the good life .. she'd pulled off a coup 

didn't take long for that lady to learn
{ co-workers chatty .. rumor mill churned } 
owners marched to the beat of their drum 
known near and far as "Dumber' and 'Dumb"

no chance for this lady

naïve and too trusting

in time she would learn

they were truly disgusting

work ethic missing

lazy, pompous, pretentious

office was toxic

bosses obnoxious

needing an income, first rule of thumb?

 'don't leave a job before finding another 

advice wisely offered
by her very bright mother

then came the day they pulled her aside

called into their smarmy man-space

began a short speech .. (stupid, insipid) 

recited these words to her crestfallen face:

"You're like a big blob of soft wobbly Jell-O

no ball of fire, woefully mellow

if we tossed you against that wall where you stand

it's anybody's guess just where you might land"

it didn't take long to land on her feet

a tad worse for wear, a bit bruised and battered

sucked up her pride, forgave her own blunder

learned in due time Dumb and Dumber went UNDER!!!!