Showing posts with label don"t make me do it. Show all posts
Showing posts with label don"t make me do it. Show all posts

Friday, March 21, 2014

Don't Make Me Do It!



                     
When heading to a campground
be sure to heed all signs ~
they're posted for edification
(read between the lines!)

Forest Ranger's warning
BEWARE: WILD ANIMAL ALERT!
pitch no tents at ground level ~
(opt for a hanging yurt)

Carry these provisions
apples, cheese and wine ~
won't have to share with livestock
(when up in trees you dine)

'Glamping' in space is magic
away from the riff and raff ~
animals will never reach you
(except for that tall giraffe)

When camping fun has ended
you're ready to head back home ~
might think about investing 
(in a geodesic dome)

Impervious to the elements
wind and the rainy weather ~
safe from prowling bear and elk
(plus comfy for hanging together)

Wishing you fine journeys
wherever you may roam ~
camping, trekking, scaling rocks 
(I'm gonna camp at home!)