I have come to learn
laughing at my exploits
[ few bridges left to burn ]
I’m a mom ~ and a grandma too
let's set the record
straight
matriarch and role model
[ my vibe is quite sedate ]
A word of caution loved ones
you’d best stop reading now
things you may not want to
know
[ I'll firmly disavow ]
I’ve tripped the light
fantastic
frolicked topless on a beach
sang karaoke through the night
[ fame beyond my reach ]
Played softball in a
downpour
tennis all night long
found love in far-off places
[ in a bikini thong ]
I’ve inhaled on a doobie
thrice ~ I promise ~ I swear
at times a wee bit tipsy
[ never the worse for wear ]
flashed a Disney cruise
ship
“feast on
these” ~ I raised my shirt
lucky no one saw me
[ no foul, no harm, no hurt ]
I’ve loved with wild abandon
a few amazing men
re-do as an option
[ I’d do it all again! ]