Tuesday, May 4, 2021

Totally Stupid

 

Fun in the Pub!



gal in great need

she’s gone to seed

stuck months inside

one long hard ride

feeling much guilt

‘bout how she’s built

used to be svelte

suitors would melt

muscle has vanished

claiming she’s famished

it’s all in her head ~

pass the French Bread



Posted by Helen at 8:03 AM
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19 comments:

  1. indybevMay 4, 2021 at 8:40 AM

    This is wonderful! It occasioned a great guffaw from here! You're just as svelte and downright cute as you were when Covid descended, by the way!

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  2. Laura BloomsburyMay 4, 2021 at 8:48 AM

    what fun Helen and thanks for the smiles
    "used to be svelte

    suitors would melt"

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  3. Merril D. SmithMay 4, 2021 at 8:51 AM

    This made me laugh! Thanks, Helen. (And pass the French bread, please.) 😀

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  4. TriciaMay 4, 2021 at 9:27 AM

    Relatable and now I'm hungry! 😆

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  5. LoriMay 4, 2021 at 10:06 AM

    Lol! And butter too please.

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  6. IngridMay 4, 2021 at 10:37 AM

    Hahahahaha! Thank you Helen for making me smile :-) It's not just me then? Pass the croissants too, and the chocolate, and the crisps!

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  7. Ken GierkeMay 4, 2021 at 11:05 AM

    You definitely drew a big laugh here!

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  8. Ron. LavaletteMay 4, 2021 at 11:14 AM

    I currently weigh my birthweight x 35, so... I guess I'm really a blimpoid, eh?

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  9. SMay 4, 2021 at 11:23 AM

    Oh Helen, this is great! You literally made me laugh out loud. Thank you 💕

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  10. iamthewalrusMay 4, 2021 at 12:38 PM

    I'm so sorry about her decline but it's so nice to take it with a sense of humor~

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  11. brudbergMay 4, 2021 at 1:04 PM

    I say, eat and be happy.

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  12. De JacksonMay 4, 2021 at 4:28 PM

    Ha! This is too much fun! It could be subtitled, The Quarantine Poem. ;)

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  13. KerfeMay 4, 2021 at 4:44 PM

    I can identify with this!

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  14. Sanaa RizviMay 4, 2021 at 5:14 PM

    Let us eat and be merry!!!💝

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  15. purplepeninportland.comMay 5, 2021 at 5:53 AM

    Loud laughs on this beauty, Helen!

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  16. Anna SmitMay 6, 2021 at 5:32 AM

    🤣😂 laughter is good for the soul. Thanks for the medicine.

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  17. JimMay 7, 2021 at 3:03 AM

    O Golly, Helen!! Still lamenting OBE approach? Mine has come and then went fairly silent. My body complains though, I walk with a cane until my broken big toe has had its chance to mend.
    ..

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  18. GraceMay 7, 2021 at 6:51 PM

    Enjoy and have fun! Have a good weekend.

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I appreciate each of you and the comments you leave ~~ thanks so much.

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