Monday, April 4, 2022

Profiling the Old Lady


When one 'has a go' at dating online

one must carefully consider

the art of the (dreaded) profile

considering my age, education

penchant for travel, likes, dislikes

life experience, talents (or lack thereof)

I specified “a seasoned, well-rounded, multi-layered man” 

the only respondents? chefs! 

I chose the guy who promised "Khanom Chan" ..

 Thai Steamed Coconut-Pandan Cake!!!

wouldn't you too??





18 comments:

  1. Haha! Wouldn't it be nice to have a chef prepare your meals for you every day? It doesn't sound like a bad strategy, Helen!

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  2. Well at least you might get a good meal out of it!

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  3. Well, hell Helen — that ain’t all bad my friend. Better than a cannibal. ✌πŸΌπŸ™‚

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  4. That's a good profile Helen!

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  5. Oh this made me giggle! You're guaranteed some good eats, that's for sure (unless it's Chef Boyardee - can him).

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  6. Dearest Helen,
    Brilliant for providing them with a recipe for life that no chef can resist!
    Hugs,
    Mariette

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  7. A fun poem. I can't imagine online dating. It must require a good sense of humor. Great job of using your creativity.

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  8. I love it! Pick one and you will eat well the rest of your life! :>)

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  9. Hmmm, you say that likes it's a bad thing.

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  10. Oh, such a tasty quadrille - love it Helen πŸ˜‹

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  11. You made me laugh out loud, Helen. This is sly and sharp. There are probably worse responders you could get than chefs,though. ;_)

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  12. Oh I love this Helen. What fun! Or maybe not πŸ™„. Even our hair is seasoned with Salt and pepper πŸ€£πŸ’•

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  13. Hahaha! Helen, I love this! Actually chefs as suitors ain't that bad!

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  14. A chef sounds like a perfect date I think... but maybe it will end being even more rounded.

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  15. haha - This made me grin ...really a fun read.

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  16. Lol. They all had good taste.

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  17. Bwahahaha! You, my delicious Helen, are a hoot. Lucky chefs!

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I appreciate each of you and the comments you leave ~~ thanks so much.