When one 'has a go' at dating online
one must carefully consider
the art of the (dreaded) profile
considering my age, education
penchant for travel, likes, dislikes
life experience, talents (or lack thereof)
I specified “a seasoned, well-rounded, multi-layered man”
the only respondents? chefs!
I chose the guy who promised "Khanom Chan" ..
Thai Steamed Coconut-Pandan Cake!!!
wouldn't you too??

Haha! Wouldn't it be nice to have a chef prepare your meals for you every day? It doesn't sound like a bad strategy, Helen!
ReplyDeleteWell at least you might get a good meal out of it!
ReplyDeleteWell, hell Helen — that ain’t all bad my friend. Better than a cannibal. ✌πΌπ
ReplyDeleteThat's a good profile Helen!
ReplyDeleteOh this made me giggle! You're guaranteed some good eats, that's for sure (unless it's Chef Boyardee - can him).
ReplyDeleteDearest Helen,
ReplyDeleteBrilliant for providing them with a recipe for life that no chef can resist!
Hugs,
Mariette
Hilarious Helen!
ReplyDeleteA fun poem. I can't imagine online dating. It must require a good sense of humor. Great job of using your creativity.
ReplyDeleteI love it! Pick one and you will eat well the rest of your life! :>)
ReplyDeleteHmmm, you say that likes it's a bad thing.
ReplyDeleteOh, such a tasty quadrille - love it Helen π
ReplyDeleteYou made me laugh out loud, Helen. This is sly and sharp. There are probably worse responders you could get than chefs,though. ;_)
ReplyDeleteOh I love this Helen. What fun! Or maybe not π. Even our hair is seasoned with Salt and pepper π€£π
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Helen, I love this! Actually chefs as suitors ain't that bad!
ReplyDeleteA chef sounds like a perfect date I think... but maybe it will end being even more rounded.
ReplyDeletehaha - This made me grin ...really a fun read.
ReplyDeleteLol. They all had good taste.
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha! You, my delicious Helen, are a hoot. Lucky chefs!
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