Virgo Rule
#1 ~ never date a Virgo man, his quirks are your quirks! Those Libra smiles?
Lethal weapons ~ and should be outlawed. I had a few Taurus crushes in high
school, they were bullies ~ NOT GOING THERE! Geminis? Hard to ignore their
evil (twin) alter egos. Aquarius ~ the intellectual I worshiped from
afar, a college prof ~ later learned he enjoyed platonic relationships, a
bit eccentric. The Leo, loved by
everyone and vice versa. He left me!
Pisces, the equivalent of dating a phantom. Wishy-washy, quite elusive. Cancers, ruled by the moon ~ and prone to mood swings. In their defense, they seem quite
protective of the women they love. Sagittarius, wild child of the zodiac, I was exhausted
after three months. Motorcycle rides, zip lining, grueling runs, marathon
tennis, I needed to enjoy life ~ preferably in one piece! My Aries fling? Oh, he was devastatingly cute
and quite brilliant, way, way too young. They say Scorpios are great to
have by your side during times of trouble. I had no dire premonitions, I passed. Ah, finally The Capricorn ~
sexy, fun, talented, tolerant, generous, athletic, loving, ambitious, a soulmate,
SIGH ~ the one who got away. The
end.