"Up On The Roof Top"
Up
on a ladder Helen goes
wobbly
legs and twitchy toes
don't
like the sight of ceilings high
'fraid
that she might fall and die
ho
ho ho don't wanna go
ho
ho ho don't wanna go
up
on a ladder quick quick quick
changing
the light bulbs should be slick
found me a grabber don'tcha know
getting the job done ho ho ho
wait
just a sec there's something wrong
prongs
on the grabber way too long
ho
ho ho don't wanna go
ho
ho ho don't wanna go
up
on a ladder quick quick quick
changing
the light bulbs should be slick
up
in the air 'bout twenty feet
feelin'
faint and flushed with heat
not
gonna work for me today
find me a handyman - I will pay
ho
ho ho don't wanna go
ho
ho ho don't make me go
up
on that ladder quick quick quick
changing
the light bulbs quite the trick